THIS IS SO EXCITING.
Last year, in a way, was all about saying, ‘Don’t worry, it’s still him, it’s...– Steven Moffat (via cumberboom) Oh, Moffat.
Post sex walk:
athomewithaghost: (the videos were from soulfisting) I shit you not I saw this happen in real life yesterday. Except she was in bra and panties.
invaderali: iamcollar-blind: Florence + The...
Remember this kid from Peter Pan?
invaderali: calculusphysicsandotherthings: drasticmeasures-: meechie2010: Heeelloooooooo Jeremy Sumpter… GET IN MY PANTS, LIKE NOW PLEASE! YES, PLEASE. hotdamn.
Watching Aladdin. I love the music in this one.
It makes my blood fucking boil when I hear the...
Respect shouldn’t be seen as a right of passage as you age. Respecting strangers and loved ones alike is the human thing to do. Where the fuck would anyone get a different idea?
I’m feeling lonely and emotional tonight. I feel like I should go watch The Notebook or Eternal Sunshine or Never Let Me Go or Wall-E or (500) Days of Summer or something. I’m in such a bad mood I don’t care if the movie has a good or ‘bad’ ending. :’C
Short story entitled: Burger Kang (this really...
Nicole: and then i was like "MOMMAY I WANT BURGER KANG"
Nicole: so we decided to go to burger kang
Alicia: When was there an a in King?
Nicole: since i said kang
Nicole: I'M TELLING A STORY
Nicole: so my mom wanted me to turn left out of burger kang
Nicole: and I'm all 'yo ma no dat aint gonna work. look at this shit. i just need to go right and turn this bitch around
Nicole: but she wasn't listening because we were already fighting about the pedal not working right and my seat belt not working and it being windy as shit
Nicole: but anyways, i literally sat at burger kang for a whole 10 minutes waiting for an opening
Nicole: every time there was, someone would pull out of blockbuster or something into the open lane
Nicole: so i was like "FUCK. MOM. I HATE LIFE."
Nicole: and i say again we need to just go right
Nicole: but she wasn't listening
Nicole: she was all "But there's a person next to us turning left" and they were like 20 feet away
Nicole: so finally i was like fuck this shit mane.
Nicole: and I turned right and hulled ass out of there
Nicole: and went into this other parking lot and turned around
Nicole: of COURSE then it was clear for fucking three miles
Nicole: you know I'm cool.
Nicole: seriously though
Nicole: i was so pissed
Nicole: there were like tons of people lining up behind me bro
Nicole: i was blocking the people from getting their whoppers
Nicole: i felt so bad
Nicole: (not really)
Nicole: i mean, i was blocking everyone
Nicole: people couldn't get to the window cuz there was a line cuz i couldn't leave
Alicia: So I just sent this cool sotry to Jack. XD
Nicole: oh my god
Alicia: my cool story?
Nicole: or a different one
Nicole: oh me god
Alicia: HE WANTED TO KNOW
Alicia: AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO SUMMARISE
Alicia: HE DOESN'T JUDGE
Nicole: why did he want to know?
Nicole: like how did he know we were talking about it even xD
Alicia: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
Nicole: or do you just go and say 'yo dawg nikki just told me this cool story bro'
Alicia: CALM YOUR BONER AND ASK HIM
why am i making potatoes.
Nicole (me): i'll think about something, and i'll feel literally lost. i'll be thinking about how long to put the cheesy potatoes in the microwave and then i'll wonder why i'm in this house. like, i thought i was at miki's two minutes ago.
Nicole (me): why am i making potatoes
That awkward moment when you sleep at your...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: possionslovesbuffalo: Submitted by trulylovely Lulz. Somehow I think I’ve always been the one that wakes up earliest, whether at my house or theirs. I’ll sit there for about an hour, periodically going.. “….Emily…are you up… Mikayyyyy….you giuze…”
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...– Lemony Snicket (via gioiadivivere)
We break ourselves down And build ourselves up in disappointment How fragile...– from Shoot Down the Stars by Gym Class Heroes